yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

I love you

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What would Muhammed do?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Womens rights.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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