- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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