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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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