- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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