- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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