- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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