What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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