A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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