Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Trump will make America great again.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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