- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

karn chevalier

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

This is a joke.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

F? No k

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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