- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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