- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what to call someone thats gay zak

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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