- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Want to hear a joke? No.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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