- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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