- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what is 3+3= 8

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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