- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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