Whats funny? Your face.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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