- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

WOw you have no life

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Where's my baby??

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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