Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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