- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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