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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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