What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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