-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I'm rick james bitch

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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