- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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