What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Obama

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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