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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

class is canceled. My professor died.

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