- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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