- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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