What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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