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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Women's rights

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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