Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Equal rights!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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