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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Tony Romo

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

don't just stand there

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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