Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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