Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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knock knock Goodbye

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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