- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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