- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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