What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why so serious ?

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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