Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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