What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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nolan is gay

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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