Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Pickles are moist.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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