A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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