Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

whats green and slimy? green slim

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Chris Bosh's neck

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Anti Joke

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