- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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