- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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