Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Grace Ackerson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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