- Anti Joke

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock