- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a door yes

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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