- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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