Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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