- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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