- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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