Whats circular and black? a black circle.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

123 f*ck off

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

don't just stand there

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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