What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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