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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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