- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A man walks into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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