My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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