What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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