- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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