- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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