- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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