OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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the bible

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Llamaworm

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What does? 42

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