What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why? Because.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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