- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Gay republicans

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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