What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Penis

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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