Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Penis

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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call me maybe.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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