- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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