- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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