Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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hey guys im gay

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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