Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Anti Joke

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