- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

i hate non minorities!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

identical jokes get different votes.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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