Micheal Curran...that is all.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Homo say what?

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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