- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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