- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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